Chingrish!! Me No Understand......

Haha....I came across some very funny chingrish signs online today i would like to share.....

If you don't know what Chingrish means, this is how Wikipedia defines the term "Chingrish":

"Chinglish (slang) is a portmanteau of the words Chinese and English and refers to either (a) English interspersed with Chinese language errors common to those Chinese persons who are learning English or (b) Chinese interspersed with English, such as used by westernized Chinese (e.g. American-born Chinese) who are not fluent in Chinese and codeswitch English words into speech when they can't think of the correct Chinese word."

In correct or Improper pronunciation or misspellings through typos or poor pronunciation may result in Chingrish as below !!
















"Don't Go!!"
- Don't go, don't go!!....nooo.....!! Not until the green light's on......and i shall turn it on for you















"Please Cry In Loud Voice or Do Not Run About"
- Now i wonder if it is only meant for dogs or is it also meant for human beings?? And shall i cry out loud and run amok??















"The Perfection Concentration Camp"
- Yes anyone?? who would like to pay a ton and live in a concentration camp??














"Unrecycling"
- Yes prease, prease unrecycle for me.....














"Private Vegetables"
-Talking bout food porn, but what you do with your vegetables in the privacy of your home is your business!

















"F**** The Ginger Water"??!!
-Woah!! Anyone??I bet it will love you long time.....















"Husband & Wife Lung Slice"
- Ummm.....I just had Saliva Chicken yesterday so maybe I'll order the Husband and Wife lung slice today. I'll have a Sauce Cow on the side, but hold the Sauce Pig hand, prease........















"Slip Carefully"
- yes, yes deary......next time when you slip, please do slip carefully so you look very the graceful.....