Who are the Ah Lians?? Raise your hands!!
"Ah Lians" are actually female version of "Ah Bengs". In order to become a successful and popular "Ah Lian"..........you need all of the essentials stated below :
"Ah Lians" Wannabe Must Haves!!
1) Bleach your hair blonde, orange, purple, green or whatever colours you can ever imagine!! Even if it makes you look like a walking and talking traffic light!! To compliment their Ah Beng bfs cool hair job.
2) Yes, yes!! Skimpy outfits are a must!! No "Ah Lians" would walk on the street or even walk out of their house with outfits that are semi-decent!! Either bare your legs, bare your waist, bare your shoulders or everything at once!! You can even walk on the streets in your favourite bikini if you want.
3) Glamour in a pack - Instant make overs from Cover Looks.
4) Membership at beauty salons and slimming centre.
5) Thick make up - Doesnt matter if you look like a brithday cake.
6) Fancy manicured nails.
7) Tattoos and body piercings are important!! Take note!!
8) Branded goods ranging from handbags to shoes to clothes. Even if it's fake, you still have to flash them all!! To make the Ah Bengs proud!!
9) Sexy high heels - The higher the better......doesn't matter if you sprain your ankle.
10 ) Must know how to shake your bootie!! Make sure you are the queen of the dance floor.
11 comments:
hahah.....ok.. I didn't scroll down to read this...before commenting.. :P
erm.. don't forget the 'cute pose' as well.. they love to pose the 'v' sign and they try to be cute!
i've posted about the 'cutesy pose' before.. remember don't spill your tea on toshy AGAIN! :P i won't be responsible for that! lol
http://nic-o-le.blogspot.com/2007/08/why-pose.html
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